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(0) ____ F ____PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
(1) ________
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on.
One guy carefully reaches into his bag and slowly takes out a set of Nike
running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.
The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion."
And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you!"
(2) ________
As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And
what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open-mouthed and horrified for a minute, then
asked, "Didn't you get my e-mail?"
(3) ________
Father: “What did you do today to help your mother?”
Son: “I dried the dishes.”
Daughter: “And I helped pick up the pieces.”
(4) ________
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and
then she hung up.
"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours.
What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
(5) ________
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
Student: “There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.”
Teacher: “That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?”
Student: “No. I was standing on it.”
(6) ________
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
A - Boys in the kitchen?
B - Who’s faster?
C - Just a quick word
D - Where’s my money?
E - Enough is enough
F - No homework
G - The cash machine
H - No surprises for me?